Everyone needs a burglar alarm – right?  Certainly – especially when it’s wind-powered. Designed for the most eco-friendly person on the planet, these alarms use hot air from the Daily Express and Daily Mail to power their circuits.

And according to Reg Esponse, MD of the firm: “What with all this nonsense about Brexit, those two newspapers show no sign of stopping their amazing output of hot air for years to come, so our customers will have free alarm power for ever!”